Best Man Speech Delivered by the Brother of the Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Best Man quarrel Delivered by the Brother of the GroomFirstly, on behalf of the bridesmaids, Id like to thank the clean up for his kind words, and I have to say they have done an resplendent job today and look absolutely wonderful.I am precise proud that I was chosen to be the best homophile today. Its often said at weddings that being asked to be the best man is like being asked to kiss the Queen. Its a great honor only nobody wants to do it.I have a large subr turn outine library of stories to tell you that will leave the plume embarrassed and humiliated, but out of respect for him on his big day I have clear-cut not to tell them. So Im not going to tell you somewhat the clipping he vomited over a taxi drivers head or ended up in hospital on his stag do.The groom was born on November 13, 1972. Coincidentally, this was also the year that the first Mr. Alen books were published, and if you know him or know any(prenominal)one that has lived with him, youll easily be able t o guess which Mr. Man he takes after. No, its not Mr. Topsy-Turvey or Mr. Bump, its Mr. Messy. Even though he halt reading the Mr. Alen books last year, I doubt he will incessantly loose his natural ability to make a mess. (To the bride) If you need any tips on getting him to tidy up, dont ask my mom or daddy as they were unsuccessful for twenty years.After leaving school, the groom had a brief career as an accountant but soon apothegm the light and decided that cleaning a swimming pool would be more interesting. After a few other career moves he decided that he was missing something, so decided to go to university to discipline sport science.Before hed gone away to university, the groom was extremely fit, as skinny as a rake, and very serious about his cycling. It was on the following Christmas holiday when I saw he was starting to mark on a bit of weight that I realized - hed go in love with beer. I hear he had an excellent time at uni, living in a house of like-minded ci tizenry who also had this great love.The stag do was a couple of weeks agone in Brighton and on the Saturday evening we went to a club called The Event.